February 2012
24 posts
any time someone new follows me, I hope it’s not someone i know.
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giving up alcohol for lent.
never mind i’m an atheist.
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all day: tired
time to go to bed: not tired
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drunk in my apartment by myself.
fuck fat tuesday, more like a skinny wednesday.
I can already tell this Mardi gras will not be good.
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Femme Fatale :: Velvet Underground
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The weirdest place I ever masturbated.
My roomies and I were talking about sex yesterday and we stumbled upon the topic of masturbation. Someone asked “Where’s the weirdest place you ever masturbated”?
The strangest place I’ve ever masturbated was in someone’s closet. I was like, 16, and I was gonna scare my friend when she walked into her room. I don’t know what this bitch was doing but I never...
January 2012
22 posts
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I sometimes regret not going to an HBCU.
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“There is no remedy for love but to love more.”
– Henry David Thoreau
boyz r stewpid
raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are one of the reasons i have trust issues
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“omg I’m so weird. I’m black and I listen to rock. I’m so unique”
“i talk to myself aloud when I’m alone. Isn’t that so weird?”
“you probably think I’m weird because i blurt out random things”
“I’m such a weirdo, right? Please tell me I’m weird. Weird, weird, weird.”
December 2011
37 posts
